you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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