HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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