Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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