I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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