She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
My Sexting was not on an AP level
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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