Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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