im six kinds of drunk right now
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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