we have officially lost it.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
God I need to hump something, right now.
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