how can u be prego again
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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