afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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