You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i will never coherently bang her
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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