He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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