Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
bring money and cleavage
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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