Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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