What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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