If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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