Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
What did we do last night that was yellow?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
The dick lei will go down in squad history
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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