My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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