Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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