Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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