ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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