If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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