Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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