So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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