No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
