YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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