Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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