i think i have herpe
just one?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Randomize
