when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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