Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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