Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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