Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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