Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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