trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
You ruined the universe
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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