so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
BRING THE BAGELS
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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