Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Randomize
