STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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