I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
be right there i have to get my cape
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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