I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
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