Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I just pynch a tree in the face
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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