Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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