You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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