She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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