I love watching others lives come down to our level.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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