Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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