I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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