Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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