i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I smell like Dick and happiness
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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