i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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