Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Randomize
