it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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