Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
she smelled like a LAN party
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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